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Over dinner, I discussed possible April Fool's Day / 만우절 pranks with my students. My well-received suggestion was for them to try to speak only in English during their Korean class. (My prank of choice is to begin classes in French.)
I didn't notice anything odd about my socks until after dinner, as I was leaving the cafeteria.
A fellow teacher came up behind me and said, in his best English, "Andrew, stop. Your sock is... eating your pants."
Laughing, I rescued my pantleg from my hungry socks and continued chatting with my students. The first-year I was talking do was eager to tell me how proud he was that he bought a purple-and-yellow plaid shirt against his mother's objections, and I said that it was a fine purchase.