Tuesday, April 23, 2013


"I have muffin top."
-- said by a male biology teacher at my school to explain to me why he was not eating much for lunch.

"I stalking you."
-- said by one of my male students, after telling me he wanted to eat lunch with me more often. I spit out my water.

While discussing celebrities with some students before class.
Female student: I like British men.
Me: Which British men?
Female student: I like all British men.

While playing taboo in class, the word is "taxes".
Student holding the card: This is... a country.
Me: What?
Student: Oh, I don't know.
Me: (writing "taxes" on the board) Anyone know what this means?
Entire class: IT'S A STATE!
Me: Oh gosh no, that's "Texas".