"I have muffin top."
-- said by a male biology teacher at my school to explain to me why he was not eating much for lunch.
"I stalking you."
-- said by one of my male students, after telling me he wanted to eat lunch with me more often. I spit out my water.
While discussing celebrities with some students before class.
Female student: I like British men.
Me: Which British men?
Female student: I like all British men.
While playing taboo in class, the word is "taxes".
Student holding the card: This is... a country.
Me: What?
Student: Oh, I don't know.
Me: (writing "taxes" on the board) Anyone know what this means?
Entire class: IT'S A STATE!
Me: Oh gosh no, that's "Texas".
-- said by a male biology teacher at my school to explain to me why he was not eating much for lunch.
"I stalking you."
-- said by one of my male students, after telling me he wanted to eat lunch with me more often. I spit out my water.
While discussing celebrities with some students before class.
Female student: I like British men.
Me: Which British men?
Female student: I like all British men.
While playing taboo in class, the word is "taxes".
Student holding the card: This is... a country.
Me: What?
Student: Oh, I don't know.
Me: (writing "taxes" on the board) Anyone know what this means?
Entire class: IT'S A STATE!
Me: Oh gosh no, that's "Texas".
A quote from a student pen pal letter: "I love actors! Hugh Grant, Colin Firth ~ I want to meet an accident during my trip! And I'll say 'Fancy meeting you here!'~"
ReplyDeleteToo cute!
DeleteHAHA I laughed so hard at all of these. I love reading your blog Andrew. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks! My students entertain me every day. In return, I try my best to teach them. :P
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